“The greediness of Chocochucks did not sit well with the marmot community. Defenders of all things good, marmots have long-believed in the principles of deliciousness and food-bounty. They had never had chocolate but they knew it was evil for an infinite god to deny something to the world – this ‘chocolate’ must be good and it must be set free for the entire world to enjoy. It was time to deploy the BMU. “